Is not the sacrament of marriage taken lightly enough these days? At what point did we decide that shoes are optional at a wedding?

So maybe you thought you would get married at the beach? Maybe you thought a summer wedding would be nice? Maybe you thought your pedicure looked great? Maybe you need to take this process a little more seriously?

One other question from my husband. What the heck did the groom wear during this ceremony? Did he go barefoot? Did he wear black flip flops? Did he wear shoes?

I'll tell you what he did. He ran for the fucking hills leaving this flake to stand there in her damned wedding flip flops.