Look at this tortured soul. She looks like she
may have a chiffon allergy.
Could this mess of pinkness be any more revolting?
I don't want to generalize about the bride but I am guessing that she owns more than 5 lawn ornaments.
I have nothing against lawn ornaments. When we got our third one, a reclining frog with a big smile, I knew that 3 was enough. Actually, I thought 3 was too many but I didn't feel like returning the frog to the store. 5 is way, way, way too many.