Is there a dress under there?

Is there a dress under there?
Look at this tortured soul. She looks like she may have a chiffon allergy.

Could this mess of pinkness be any more revolting?

I don't want to generalize about the bride but I am guessing that she owns more than 5 lawn ornaments.

I have nothing against lawn ornaments. When we got our third one, a reclining frog with a big smile, I knew that 3 was enough. Actually, I thought 3 was too many but I didn't feel like returning the frog to the store. 5 is way, way, way too many.

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