The Prom Patriot

The Prom Patriot
Are you in a competition at school to see who has the most SPIRIT!!!!!!!! (that was 8 exclamation points and no question mark).

If you have more spirit than anyone why not show spirit for your country at prom? You can be the Prom Patriot. Yay. :)

Prom Patriots are very popular. Prom Patriots get everything they could ever want. If you dress up like the Prom Patriot everyone will like you, you will get into the college of your choice, your acne will clear up, your boobs will get bigger, the Prom King will kiss you behind the coke machine, and you will even have a baby.

I wish I had been a Prom Patriot but alas, back in 1987 we hadn't thought of the idea yet. Too bad. I wish I had a baby.

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