A send in:
"The bride told us the name of the dress and the color we were supposed to pick up."
The dress had a normal designer name and style. It was something like Pierre Verdun and the style was "ambiance" or something.
The color was "Shrimp". I'm 5' 2" tall, I am embarrassed enough looking for the Petite section, now I have to order a dress in "Shrimp".
She is divorced now.